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vondrak

To descend stairs with almost inhuman speed.

(alt forms: vondracking, vondracked)
I was going to be late to my class, but then I decided to vondrak down the stairs. There might have been a few casualties.

My date was going badly, but she was instantly impressed after I showed her my vondracking skills.
by nnimi October 5, 2011
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Vondrak

1. N. Male with hilariously small deformed penis and testicles that reside in woman’s purse.

2. V. To not uphold your word or deal.
Have you seen that new porn genre Vondrak? It’s insane that someone’s genitalia could be so small.

Tony and I made a deal, but then he went full Vondrak on me.
by ta4877 April 19, 2019
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vondruke

A curse word you use when someone misplaces your baby. Yes it is an actual curse word.
It was right after we delivered it..I, uh, went out to grab a bite to eat, I forgot I had him with me. Then I met some friend's for a beer, went to a Bodine's concert, and, son of a vondruke, if I didn't leave him at the concert hall. Thank god they had him, the next day at lost and found. Then I just flat out lost him.
by MaximumTravis May 4, 2003
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Vondruke

You vondruke!
by Adam Lenhart December 23, 2003
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Vondran

Vondran: Totally awesome and resoudingly bad ass. To be one with awesomeness. To posess the ability to lasso a wild unicorn with one arm while continuously bitch slapping a polar bear with the other. The ability to posess the superkickslappunch. The ability to perform round house kicks at lightning speed. Raped Mother nature and kicked father times ass.
Man he is such a Vondran, all dudes want to be like him and gay dudes want to be with him, except Vondrans cant be gay so that cant happen.

Did you see how haggard your mom looks?
Yeah she got Vondran'd pretty hard last night
by sir vix broozer June 28, 2010
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jack vondrachek

the best member of milkk. (don’t tell the others.) deserves more appreciation than he gets.
jack vondrachek is the best
by milkkie April 3, 2019
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Vondrasek

A word for someone who is very tall for their age
That Thomas is such a Vondrasek! He is very tall
by Tass1 September 2, 2017
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