volnoncel 

Voluntary non-celibate . The polar opposite of an incel.

He's cool, he's a volnoncel

volnoncel by noodlescup March 27, 2018

volcancellation 

variant(s) volcancelation, vulcancellation
verb
1. the act or instance of canceling, delaying, postponing, and generally ruining a scheduled flight or travel plan due to an Icelandic volcanic eruption and its ensuing ash plume.

"Hey man, I thought you were supposed to be in Vienna?"

"Yeah, well, thanks to the Eyjafjallajökull eruption, it's been one volcancellation after another, and its impossible to get through to the airline and rebook my flight! Its a nightmare!"

"Curses!"

volcancellation by stryyyker April 19, 2010

violoncello

an outmoded, more proper name for "cello"
you know, the large stringed instrument played between the legs that is really hot
Yo-Yo Ma plays one. So do Apocalyptica.

What a position? For a proper lady to play that Violoncello between her legs. (salivate)

violoncello by Xch Laghr October 27, 2011

Volonely 

When you want to be left alone to do your own thing. (Combination of the words voluntarily & lonely)

I don’t want to hang out right now I’m feeling volonely.

Volonely by WreckitRaj February 21, 2024