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goue voël
A phrase of the Afrikaans origin, meaning golden penis. Normally referred to a man who gets it from most guys and/or girls, or a man who everybody is attracted to.
In Afrikaans:
Hoekom gaan almal vir hom? Het hy 'n goue voël?
Daai ou het 'n goue voël! Hy kan spyker net wie hy wil.
In english:
So why's everyone so in to him? What? Deos he have a godlen dick?
Hoekom gaan almal vir hom? Het hy 'n goue voël?
Daai ou het 'n goue voël! Hy kan spyker net wie hy wil.
In english:
So why's everyone so in to him? What? Deos he have a godlen dick?
goue voël by Pelican007 October 14, 2010
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Voelker
Truly a call of the wild individual who always garners the attention of the most incredible ladies in the room. Voelker quickly commands the attention of those around him with his stone posture and unheard of command presence. A true law enforcement professional.
Voelker by AhumbleMonkey April 2, 2019
voelzke
Someone who can't get a girl, wears a b cup bra, has a weight problem, the gender is questionable, and smells distinctly like cat urine crossed with a 25 dollar whores vagina.
Nate: Whoa, look at that voelzke!
The Voelzke: Hai, guise! How r u doin todai!
Nate: OMG, run!!!!!!!!
The Voelzke: Hai, guise! How r u doin todai!
Nate: OMG, run!!!!!!!!
voelzke by Oswald Cogbottom February 14, 2007
voelcker
An engish teacher who acts like his highschool students. Obsesed with reinacting Hamlet, with the emotions and everything. An english teacher who refers to idiots as "the giggle twins," and believes he is a certified ninja.
voelcker by kateyene-nissa January 12, 2010
voelkeledits
Best editor on TIKTOK and the hottest brown person in the world. Best pyramid builder ever and best Riley voelkel editor
voelkeledits by Do njkkz February 5, 2022
voelkelsire
voelkelsire by fagma February 12, 2022
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