voelzke

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Someone who can't get a girl, wears a b cup bra, has a weight problem, the gender is questionable, and smells distinctly like cat urine crossed with a 25 dollar whores vagina.

Nate: Whoa, look at that voelzke!

The Voelzke: Hai, guise! How r u doin todai!

Nate: OMG, run!!!!!!!!

voelzke by Oswald Cogbottom February 14, 2007

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Voelker

Truly a call of the wild individual who always garners the attention of the most incredible ladies in the room. Voelker quickly commands the attention of those around him with his stone posture and unheard of command presence. A true law enforcement professional.

Deputy Voelker is on duty, all is well.

Voelker by AhumbleMonkey April 2, 2019

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voelzke • Voelkel • Velzke • voelcker • voelkeledits • voelkelsire • Voelker • abigail.voelkel

voelcker

An engish teacher who acts like his highschool students. Obsesed with reinacting Hamlet, with the emotions and everything. An english teacher who refers to idiots as "the giggle twins," and believes he is a certified ninja.

Alex: "Where's our teacher?"

(voelcker jumps out from behind Alex)

voelcker: "Gotcha!"

Alex: "Gaah!"

voelcker by kateyene-nissa January 12, 2010

Velzke

A common Minnesotan last name, most commonly used in Morristown. Usually pronounced by retarded people who forget to say the l so it comes out Vezke. Its Velzke and is German.... dumbasses

Telemarketer: Hello is Mr or Mrs Vezke there?
Resident: It's pronounced Velzke you dumbass
Telemarketer: Oh I'm sorry sir
Resident: I hope you get ass-raped you faggot!

Velzke by 69dashit69 September 28, 2009

voelkeledits

Best editor on TIKTOK and the hottest brown person in the world. Best pyramid builder ever and best Riley voelkel editor

I wanna marry voelkeledits

voelkeledits by Do njkkz February 5, 2022

voelkelsire

Is a very nice person and has a very hot mom

Voelkelsire is being definded as a big marshrooje stan

voelkelsire by fagma February 12, 2022

voelkel

wegner. just wegner.

wegner voelkel

voelkel by Pikachu12006 April 2, 2024

Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026