Someone who can't get a girl, wears a b cup bra, has a weight problem, the gender is questionable, and smells distinctly like cat urine crossed with a 25 dollar whores vagina.
Nate: Whoa, look at that voelzke!
The Voelzke: Hai, guise! How r u doin todai!
Nate: OMG, run!!!!!!!!
The Voelzke: Hai, guise! How r u doin todai!
Nate: OMG, run!!!!!!!!
by Oswald Cogbottom February 14, 2007
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An engish teacher who acts like his highschool students. Obsesed with reinacting Hamlet, with the emotions and everything. An english teacher who refers to idiots as "the giggle twins," and believes he is a certified ninja.
by kateyene-nissa January 12, 2010
Get the voelcker mug.A common Minnesotan last name, most commonly used in Morristown. Usually pronounced by retarded people who forget to say the l so it comes out Vezke. Its Velzke and is German.... dumbasses
Telemarketer: Hello is Mr or Mrs Vezke there?
Resident: It's pronounced Velzke you dumbass
Telemarketer: Oh I'm sorry sir
Resident: I hope you get ass-raped you faggot!
Resident: It's pronounced Velzke you dumbass
Telemarketer: Oh I'm sorry sir
Resident: I hope you get ass-raped you faggot!
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