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Vlijm
A total faggot and stranger who will stand behind you and your best friends, thinking he's one of your best friends. Whereas in fact he is a retarded dipshit with Asperger's that never talks and laughs whenever you make a joke that only you and your friends COULD get.
He is a lowlife scumbag, who's only purpose in life is to piss off everyone he is in the area with.
He is a lowlife scumbag, who's only purpose in life is to piss off everyone he is in the area with.
Wood_Man: LOL remember that one time when we ate cheese?
Dymoncrush, Qui Qon, Rmaa and Xermos: YEAH LMAO!! *all laugh*
Vlijm: *laughs*
Dymoncrush: *whispers to everyone but Vlijm* What the fuck that Vlijm guy wasn't even there why is he laughing?
Xermos: Dunno bro, but seriously why the fuck is he following us all the time?
Rmaa: Seriously he is starting to piss me off.
Qui Qon: My body is ready.
Dymoncrush, Qui Qon, Rmaa and Xermos: YEAH LMAO!! *all laugh*
Vlijm: *laughs*
Dymoncrush: *whispers to everyone but Vlijm* What the fuck that Vlijm guy wasn't even there why is he laughing?
Xermos: Dunno bro, but seriously why the fuck is he following us all the time?
Rmaa: Seriously he is starting to piss me off.
Qui Qon: My body is ready.
Vlijm by Gingerbrood September 7, 2012
Vlijming
The act of standing behind someone and breath loudly in his neck. It's the perfect way to show people that you are a nerd.
Vlijming by The Vlijmenator August 14, 2012
ms. van Vlijmen
ms. van Vlijmen by karlramberginhio May 20, 2019
Vlixy
A word to describe a person who does different types of building styles in gaming particularly in fortnite
Vlixy by Matthias Alamentos February 2, 2021
Vlingered
To completely ruin a conversation or social activity by making a disgusting or inappropriate comment.
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floxi
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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