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A total faggot and stranger who will stand behind you and your best friends, thinking he's one of your best friends. Whereas in fact he is a retarded dipshit with Asperger's that never talks and laughs whenever you make a joke that only you and your friends COULD get.
He is a lowlife scumbag, who's only purpose in life is to piss off everyone he is in the area with.
Wood_Man: LOL remember that one time when we ate cheese?
Dymoncrush, Qui Qon, Rmaa and Xermos: YEAH LMAO!! *all laugh*
Vlijm: *laughs*
Dymoncrush: *whispers to everyone but Vlijm* What the fuck that Vlijm guy wasn't even there why is he laughing?
Xermos: Dunno bro, but seriously why the fuck is he following us all the time?
Rmaa: Seriously he is starting to piss me off.
Qui Qon: My body is ready.
Vlijm by Gingerbrood September 7, 2012

Vlijming 

The act of standing behind someone and breath loudly in his neck. It's the perfect way to show people that you are a nerd.
Look he is standing behind you, while we are standing and talking in a cirkel. He's vlijming us..
Vlijming by The Vlijmenator August 14, 2012
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ms. van Vlijmen

The best history teacher in the world. Always gives you 100% and is amazing.
I'm so sorry that you have Mr. Gaskin, I have Ms. van Vlijmen
Dutch abbreviation for vrijdagmiddagborrel, a social drink or event on a Friday afternoon. Usually used for a beer with coworkers, fellow students or other friends at the end of the work week, around 16:00-20:00.

Although more 'formal' settings exist vrijmibo tends to be very low-key. A beer at the office from that one crate that has been in the fridge for a while is typical, but maybe the boss orders pizza to share. After the organized part is over it can transition into getting food or hitting the town.
Are you coming to the vrijmibo this week?
Do you want to go drinking tonight? No, it's saturday and the vrijmibo got a bit out of hand yesterday.
Vrijmibo by YayForLife February 9, 2022
Core vlimey
Vlimey by Suckhraj November 24, 2018
The region between the anus and the vagina
Josh is a vlismas. Always there but never the main attraction
Vlismas by Steyntjie October 5, 2020
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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