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vlampira 

cum slut
Wow is that vlampira? She must be a cum slut!”
vlampira by PoopandfT February 7, 2022
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vampirate 

an amazing combination of a pirate and a vampire.
Vampirates can steal your ship AND suck your blood.
vampirate by wutcha July 2, 2005
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vampirate 

1. A vampire that is a pirate by profession. esp. one who strikes poses while being threatened with a scythe.

2. A top notch street ball team
1.I don't often travel to the coast of Transylvania for fear of vampirate attacks.
2. Those Vampirates are lighting it up tonight.

Vampirate 

A Vampirate is a thing which is Pirate AND Vampire

It is also a fictional creature from the series Vampirates.
A man or woman who has died (or crossed as they say it) is brought back to life (or sired) by another vampire becomes one.
They are Vampirates when they join the vampirate ship which is led by the vampirate captain.
"and his eyes never meet the light"
"Our ways are strange here, you'll have to get used to them"
"I'm so hungry, It's feast night tonight"
"Your blood tastes nice by the way"
"She's been rescued by the vampirate ship!"
Vampirate by Ruqayyah December 9, 2008
An ass so nice you want to sink your teeth into see vampire ass
Dayuum that girl has a nice vampira I just wanna sink my teeth into that vampira
Vampira by Bochesius March 21, 2014

Vampiracist 

One who is prejudiced to Vampires; One who hates vampires and anything to do with them
They would not let Mr. Dracula's son attend the christian school because the dean was a vampiracist.
Vampiracist by AceKingSuitedAK September 15, 2011

Vampirates 

Punk rock band from Ashland, Oregon and Reno, Nevada.
"Then the vampirates played and proceeded to absolutely beat the shit out of eachother and simultaniously amaze and confuse the audience with the ferocity of the music and the barroom brawl vibe they have with eachother. Bass player loses his strap and takes a knee mid-song so as to finish playing. Singer sees this and proceedes to barrel right into him with his shoulder and then, just in case that wasn't enough, kicks him while he's trying to play. Guitar player sees it and any rational person would go stop this violent mayhem with his band mates. Does he stop it? No, he runs and jumps right into them with the same abandon one would when one cannon balls into a pool. Only this isn't a pool. It's people and they're in your band." - Ryan Stark
Vampirates by vampirates March 7, 2009
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murderhobo 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

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*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
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