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"Vlaho" is a unit of measurement for strength and is used for scientific purposes. Vlaho is also a mythological character who has a dick the size of a calf's leg. He is originally from Dugopolje, near Split. He loved handball from a young age and actually grew up in the gym. As the best player in 2001, he signed for RK Metković and was then invited to the A handball national team of Croatia for the first time.
Rokni ga u jogurt Vlaho ( rock it in yogurt)
Vlaho by antonio zagovec November 21, 2021
A guy who is a fucking idiot, but a legend tho. He's funny, often dumb. Loyal, follows his dreams. Get yourself a Vlaho he will be a good company.
A Vlaho jebemu sve.
Vlaho by Gugagaga November 22, 2021
A mixed drink combining Vladimir vodka and the Gatorade of your choosing. Simple instructions: Drink the Gatorade down the the rim about 3/4 of the way down the bottle and then fill it back up with Vlad. Perfect for getting quickly smashed while staying hydrated at the same time.

Not really. Do not rely on this drink to fend off a hangover by staying hydrated. In fact, the hangover will be epic. But the quickly smashed part is definitely true.

Hello college.
Man, I had three Vladorades last night and shit hit the fan. I blacked out by 11 and woke up at 3 in the afternoon on my floor next to a fully cooked ham. We never had a ham, let alone the capacity to cook one.
Vladorade by Pittsburgh 13 February 22, 2011

vahoohoo 

A vagina, also known as a vajayjay, pussy, cunt, snatch, or rug.
"That's not going up MY vahoohoo!"

"He's a gynecologist; he looks at women's vahoohoos all day."
vahoohoo by WraithGod April 7, 2008

Valholler 

It sure is quiet around here since ol' Lester had that squirrel-hunting accident, but I know he's smiling down on us from Valholler.
Valholler by Anna LeStache January 16, 2013
The official jerkin shoes. They come in different colors such as yellow, red, blue, black..etc. Very comfortable help u slam higher and stand on your tipy toes. The Vlados store is located in LA
jerk1 : i like your red vlados

jerk2 : thanks they are the official jerk shoes
vlados by P@nicxXxNI July 4, 2010