A Vitali is a slang expression that can imply a number of characteristics correlated to an internet personality originally named v1tal1. This legendary poster earned serious e-cred on the sherdog BBS as well as many other notable BBS. Someone called a Vitali is one or more of the following:
1. Excessively Emo (gay-esque, but w/o teh bumsechs)
2. Excessively Brilliant
3. Someone who pretends to be a woman to pwn gnoobs and reinforce the concept of "there are no weemuns on the intraweb".
4. A gimmick loving newb gnutthugger that aspires to be like the original v1tal1.
5. A suspected alter-ego of the real v1tal1
1. Excessively Emo (gay-esque, but w/o teh bumsechs)
2. Excessively Brilliant
3. Someone who pretends to be a woman to pwn gnoobs and reinforce the concept of "there are no weemuns on the intraweb".
4. A gimmick loving newb gnutthugger that aspires to be like the original v1tal1.
5. A suspected alter-ego of the real v1tal1
by Wamrage January 04, 2007
Vitali
A thick MAN, he is known to be handy. He loves to have fun and laugh. He can be rude, but very apologetic, understanding and romantic. You can't forget he's a ladies man girls go crazy over him! Girls can't help but stare in to his eyes or look at his unforgiving plump lips.
A thick MAN, he is known to be handy. He loves to have fun and laugh. He can be rude, but very apologetic, understanding and romantic. You can't forget he's a ladies man girls go crazy over him! Girls can't help but stare in to his eyes or look at his unforgiving plump lips.
Girl 1: omg Vitali coming! Do I look okay?
Girl 2: his lips, so nice!!
Random guy thinking: why can't I be Vitali? All the girls want him, even if they don't know him.
Girl 2: his lips, so nice!!
Random guy thinking: why can't I be Vitali? All the girls want him, even if they don't know him.
by Imouttie! December 21, 2017
1) Ok, for lame or retarded people I'll spell it:
That's V for Victor, I for India, T for Tom, A for alpha, L for limo, I for India. V-I-T-A-L-I, Vitali.
2) Perverts envy Vitali. Please ignore these losers.
That's V for Victor, I for India, T for Tom, A for alpha, L for limo, I for India. V-I-T-A-L-I, Vitali.
2) Perverts envy Vitali. Please ignore these losers.
by ihadalistoffive January 26, 2009
A genius. To call Vitaly's understanding of the world "above-average" is an insult. Omniscient is more like it.
by Mohammed Ahmed Shamhammed February 28, 2006
Used when talking about something you are unable to explain; Also used regarding something crazy that leaves you at a loss for words.
by The “Vitalious” June 30, 2022