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vijay singh 

The most awesome golfer ever to play the game. He has a really gay laugh and is arguably the best ball striker to ever play, but as of late his putting sucks. He always looks goofy and won the masters in 2000 and the PGA in 98' and 04'. Tall and Lanky his swing models Tom Weiskopf and he is really fun to make jokes about due to his goofy actions and girly laugh and his excessive use of the word "bro"
hey vijay singh why dont you practice putting more? you could win infinite times if you did " AhAHAHAhAhAHa it's cool bro i dont even care about winning tournaments bro, its fun to just kinda go out there and uhh fuck around and see if i can win with 40 putts a round bro, its like a bow"
vijay singh by Christopher jones December 3, 2006

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016