Vin Diesel is a new element of the periodic table, as he is a pure element unto himself. The symbol for Vin Diesel is Vn, because Vd would've implied STDs. This is ironic because the bacteria in Vin Diesel's penis will instantly kill any STD and/or small mammal on contact.

Vin Diesel's bodily secretions are highly explosive if mixed with orange juice, and so his every move is tracked by a team of governement agents, whom one of which is Bruce Campbell, with instructions to kill him should he fall into enemy hands.

Vin Diesel by RandyL August 15, 2005

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Vin Dieseling

Taken from Fast and Furious.

The act of screwing people over in any online racing game by causing them to crash.

Player 1: Yes I'm coming first.
Player 2: NOT *bumps player 1 causing him to crash*.
Player 1: Dude why are you Vin Dieseling me.

Vin Dieseling by Gaara ofde Funk May 7, 2011

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