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vilhelmiina 

A random Finnish name no one foreign can pronounce.
Person called Vilhelmiina: "Say my name."
Person: "vJIILhelJMinja"
vilhelmiina by Viltz September 17, 2016
Vilhelm is the ultimate ladiesman. A real Vilhelm is from Scandinavia and attracts the finest girls. He has a unique and abnormally large penis that has the nickname "Pussy-destroyer". Altogether, he is every girls wet dream.
Girl1: OMG! He is so hot. What's his name?
Girl2: Mmmm! That's Vilhelm. *bites lip*

Volheimed 

The act of getting bent over and screwed at the last minute by your boss without the G-d damn common courtesy of a reacharound.
It's 6:30pm. You're just about to leave the office when your boss calls and asks you to meet him at the airport so you can do something he was supposed to do three days ago. In disbelief you turn to your coworker who, with out hesitation says, "Dude, you've just been Volheimed."
Valheim has similar elements to Minecraft and Skyrim. As we are playing a Viking its basically Skyrim with just Nords and we can build, craft and terraform the land like in Minecraft.
Valheim by Saitama 777 March 18, 2021

Vilhelmas 

Best buddy you could ever have :)
vilhelmas
Vilhelmas by tatta77 September 25, 2010
Vilhelms is a sexy guy who likes to train a lot. He is always cool and the girls love him.
Girl: OMG, did you see that guy the other day! He was soooo cute!
Other Girl: Yeah it was a Vilhelm! He is so sexy.
vilhelm by Vilhelm är en snyg kile November 21, 2016