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Wanna play some Valheim?

Vigorous, strenuous, hot, passionate cuddling. Typically between two people who like survival games.
Hey, wanna play some Valheim?

Sure! I'll go get a blanket.

Volheimed 

The act of getting bent over and screwed at the last minute by your boss without the G-d damn common courtesy of a reacharound.
It's 6:30pm. You're just about to leave the office when your boss calls and asks you to meet him at the airport so you can do something he was supposed to do three days ago. In disbelief you turn to your coworker who, with out hesitation says, "Dude, you've just been Volheimed."

Valheiming 

The act of timetravel through basebuilding in the videogame "Valheim".
-"Hey man, it's been 3 hours already.."

-"Holy shit, you're right, we do be Valheiming" *hits fat nae nae*
A trash game made by 5 people that has horrible graphics and you can see the pixels of the trees and what ever you do. Do NOT look at your characters back you might think it's another tree.Just play minecraft or Conan Exiles.
Valhiem- That tree looks like a Valhiem
Valhiem by TheTruthTeller-TTT September 2, 2021

Valheiming 

The act of timetravel through basebuilding in the videogame "Valheim".
-"Hey man, it's been 3 hours already.."

-"Holy shit, you're right, we do be Valheiming" *hits fat nae nae*
An absolutely jacked megachad who is insanely smart you would be lucky to come across him since he will teach you how to lift 4o5 for free.
Vilheim is a god among us men.
vilheim by Will Pigcraft June 13, 2022