The Techno Viking is a tall, muscular, charismatic, intimidating, German man that danced for the camera in Fuckparade 2000 (a techno street-parade in Berlin Germany). It is said that he has appeared in other years to follow as well. The Fuckparade developed in reaction to the music restriction (exclusion of Gabber music) and commercialization of Love Parade. Additionally, it broached the issue of the techno club "Bunker" being closed. The most played styles of music in the Fuckparade are Gabber, Speedcore, Techno, Punk, and House.

The Techno Viking was made famous because of the "Kneecam" recording of a blue-haired girl dancing, then being crashed into by some unruly guy, causing the Techno Viking to snatch the guy up by his arms and shove him back where he came running from. The Techno Viking then pointed at the man and gazed with an extremely fierce glare in his eyes. An aura of fear eminated from the Techno Viking, causing the man to step down from the confrontation. The Techno Viking then started dancing wildly through the streets after being given a water bottle from one of his fans.

Some opinions say the Techno Viking is becoming more popular on the internet than the "Chuck Norris jokes" because the Techno Viking shows to be a dangerous man if provoked.

"The Techno Viking doesn't dance to the music, the music dances to the Techno Viking". This is the most popular catch phrase being used by YouTubers about the Techno Viking.

Techno Viking by Mister Neutral February 16, 2008

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red vining

when two homosexual men intertwine their penises like the snakes on the medic alert bracelets

"We heard it was called red vining"
"Is it called red vining?"

red vining by theofficeftw December 5, 2012

vikingur

an oriental douche.
He is very loud and annoying.
He thinks he is a player but he really isnt and girls havent found out about his tiny dick yet.

He thinks he is all that but he is just a typical asian, he can't see and he builds robots.

Noa: look at that guy. He just walked into a pole while watching his robot go. Wow he is now shouting about it to his friends.
Max: What a vikingur!

vikingur by Cuban Misslie December 19, 2012

Vikings Cup

The act of filling a woman's vagina with some sort of alcoholic beverage i.e. beer, sailor jerry's, cider, etc. and the lifting her above your head (causing the liquid to pour into your mouth) and screaming at the top of your lungs some sort of intimidating battle cry.

In Vegas it cost 10$ for a BJ, 15$ for a ZJ...if you have to ask how much for a Vikings Cup ...you cant afford it...

Vikings Cup by Techno Viking LCMC November 4, 2012

vibin

1. hanging, doing nothing, chilling
2. listening to music.

we just vibin in the basement.

vibin by Leonarmil June 16, 2008

Vikinglaw

A wierd norwegian man known for selling overpriced items in games and paying people with the money to ban them.

Wow, one of Vikinglaws minions banned me for no reason. I spent so much on the game :c

Vikinglaw by PeePeeMan109 June 11, 2020

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

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Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

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hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

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God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

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city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

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