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Video Game Athlete 

A noun: One who excels in all video games due to their exceptional hand eye coordination and motor skills. They are able to begin playing a new game of any genre and adapt quickly and effectively.
Keith has never played Halo but he was still able to dominate his competitors as soon as he picked up the controller for the first time because he is a video game athlete.

"Dale, I can't believe you just got beat by Keith. You and your brother have been training for years!" -Geoff
"He's a video game athlete so he already had the necessary skills to dominate" -Dale
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Videogameathlete 

A person that excels in all video games dealing with sports but is a terrible athlete in real life.
Billy kicks my ass every time we play NBA 2K9 but gets schooled when we ball for real. He's a true videogameathlete.
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008