Victors mom 

your best friends mom

person 1: Hey what did you do yesterday?
person 2: Victors mom

Victors mom by vics pal September 3, 2009

Victor Moment

A moment when, while you are really hungry, you imagine food wgen actually there is none

Lou: Hey, are those rat burgers i smell?
Bob: No man, there's no food here. You're just having a Victor moment.

Victor Moment by I, P. Freely November 12, 2008