vermont lasagna

a strange sexual position first discovered by someone from the sub-species country of Orland Norwega.

1. punch a guy in the face so he has a nose bleed.
2. make sure the woman is on "that time of the month".
3. lie the guy down so that he is facing upwards.
4. the woman then sits down on his face and gyrates her pelvic region in a circular fashion. (doing the sumo tap on the inside part of the legs before commencing is optional)

would you like a vermont lasagna for dinner?

vermont lasagna by Mr. Lasagna January 2, 2009

vermont lasagna

vermont lasagna
a strange sexual position first discovered by someone from the sub-species country of Orland Norwega.

1. punch a guy in the face so he has a nose bleed.
2. make sure the woman is on "that time of the month".
3. lie the guy down so that he is facing upwards.
4. the woman then sits down on his face and gyrates her pelvic region in a circular fashion. (doing the sumo tap on the inside part of the legs before commencing is optional)

would you like a vermont lasagna for dinner?

vermont lasagna by Mr. Lasagna September 7, 2007