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velvet rope 

a means by which to get yourself out of a date with a person with lots of red flags. i.e. - texting your friend to bail you out via a call or crashing the date
"this chick's totally waiting for marriage man, i need to velvet rope this date"
velvet rope by vanti64 February 19, 2012
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Velvet Rope 

When an elderly woman gives a bj and takes her dentures out
man this old bitch gave me a velvet rope last night.
Velvet Rope by cerberus6644 February 25, 2011

Velvet Rope Treatment 

When you are V.I.P to any event you are invited to. Special privilaged. Refers to the velvet rope you have to get past in order to be in the V.I.P section.
You must not know who I am.I'm Big-Liek,I get the velvet rope treatment

velvet rope whore

An individual whose primary goal in life is finding a way into the most exclusive social events and establishments.
"That guy is on a first name basis with every bouncer in New York City. He's such a velvet rope whore."
velvet rope whore by Rachel S February 9, 2006

Velvet rope policy 

In the gaming world, a velvet rope policy is when an end-user pays money to gain an unfair advantage over others who don't pay to play.
Pay $5 a month to get turns at a faster rate? No thanks. Fucking velvet rope policy...
Velvet rope policy by Jon Ace March 30, 2009

velvet rope revolution 

One of the teams in "World Series Of Pop Culture," they kicked the Lazer Wolves out, and really shut the annoying damn Cheetara cheerleaders or whatever those things are up. They consist of the members Nne, Jason, and Alex. They have such a cool logo, that should be the logo of VH1 :) and World Series of Pop Culture. Anyway they are the coolest team and it was really disappointing to see them lose to the Boeghy Bunch. Dave really such have creamed Jim in the Semi Finals, but it was so ironic.. Anyway they know their things, and should find no problems in their careers.
Dude the Velvet Rope Revolution is the best team out in the World Series of Pop Culture.
Jim: ACDC.
Pat: Thats incorrect. Dave you have a chance to steal.
Dave: Metallica.
Pat: Thats correct.
Dave: You really shouldn't have said that.
Jim: Why not?
Dave: Because I was deciding between the two, ACDC or metallica either one.
Jim: *in his head* Oh you fucking smart ass.
No he is! Dave is so smart and cool, not to be gay or anything.

Velvet Rope Treatment 

When a person with no teeth gives another person oral sex.
That girl took out her dentures and gave me the velvet rope treatment.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
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