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Velvet Rope 

When an elderly woman gives a bj and takes her dentures out
man this old bitch gave me a velvet rope last night.
Velvet Rope by cerberus6644 February 25, 2011

Velvet Rope Treatment 

When you are V.I.P to any event you are invited to. Special privilaged. Refers to the velvet rope you have to get past in order to be in the V.I.P section.
You must not know who I am.I'm Big-Liek,I get the velvet rope treatment

velvet rope whore

An individual whose primary goal in life is finding a way into the most exclusive social events and establishments.
"That guy is on a first name basis with every bouncer in New York City. He's such a velvet rope whore."
velvet rope whore by Rachel S February 9, 2006

Velvet rope policy 

In the gaming world, a velvet rope policy is when an end-user pays money to gain an unfair advantage over others who don't pay to play.
Pay $5 a month to get turns at a faster rate? No thanks. Fucking velvet rope policy...
Velvet rope policy by Jon Ace March 30, 2009

velvet rope revolution 

One of the teams in "World Series Of Pop Culture," they kicked the Lazer Wolves out, and really shut the annoying damn Cheetara cheerleaders or whatever those things are up. They consist of the members Nne, Jason, and Alex. They have such a cool logo, that should be the logo of VH1 :) and World Series of Pop Culture. Anyway they are the coolest team and it was really disappointing to see them lose to the Boeghy Bunch. Dave really such have creamed Jim in the Semi Finals, but it was so ironic.. Anyway they know their things, and should find no problems in their careers.
Dude the Velvet Rope Revolution is the best team out in the World Series of Pop Culture.
Jim: ACDC.
Pat: Thats incorrect. Dave you have a chance to steal.
Dave: Metallica.
Pat: Thats correct.
Dave: You really shouldn't have said that.
Jim: Why not?
Dave: Because I was deciding between the two, ACDC or metallica either one.
Jim: *in his head* Oh you fucking smart ass.
No he is! Dave is so smart and cool, not to be gay or anything.

Velvet Rope Treatment 

When a person with no teeth gives another person oral sex.
That girl took out her dentures and gave me the velvet rope treatment.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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