a means by which to get yourself out of a date with a person with lots of red flags. i.e. - texting your friend to bail you out via a call or crashing the date
"this chick's totally waiting for marriage man, i need to velvet rope this date"
When you are V.I.P to any event you are invited to. Special privilaged. Refers to the velvet rope you have to get past in order to be in the V.I.P section.
You must not know who I am.I'm Big-Liek,I get the velvet rope treatment
One of the teams in "World Series Of Pop Culture," they kicked the Lazer Wolves out, and really shut the annoying damn Cheetara cheerleaders or whatever those things are up. They consist of the members Nne, Jason, and Alex. They have such a cool logo, that should be the logo of VH1 :) and World Series of Pop Culture. Anyway they are the coolest team and it was really disappointing to see them lose to the Boeghy Bunch. Dave really such have creamed Jim in the Semi Finals, but it was so ironic.. Anyway they know their things, and should find no problems in their careers.
Dude the Velvet Rope Revolution is the best team out in the World Series of Pop Culture.
Jim: ACDC.
Pat: Thats incorrect. Dave you have a chance to steal.
Dave: Metallica.
Pat: Thats correct.
Dave: You really shouldn't have said that.
Jim: Why not?
Dave: Because I was deciding between the two, ACDC or metallica either one.
Jim: *in his head* Oh you fucking smart ass.
No he is! Dave is so smart and cool, not to be gay or anything.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.