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Velvet Goldmine 

A song written and performed by David Bowie. Contrary to what other's may believe. The "Velvet Goldmine" in question is another man's mouth fellating Bowie. The song Velvet Goldmine has nothing to do with vagina, pussy, or poontang. The song was allegedly re-written to be more ambiguous about the sexual encounter. The song is only available on re-releases or best of compilations.
"Velvet Goldmine, you stroke me like the rain.
Snake it, take it, panther princess you must stay.
Velvet Goldmine, naked on your chain.
I'll be your king volcano right for you again and again."
Velvet Goldmine by daverj August 29, 2006

VELVET GOLDMINE 

possibly the greatest movie of all time
that Only cool people like

the world has changed because you are made of ivory and gold , the curves of your lips rewrite history
artistic beautiful movie with a great soundtrack
VELVET GOLDMINE by kane February 23, 2005

Velvet Goldmine 

i cannot describe to you how amazing this film is!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Omg we have so gotta go home and watch Velvet Goldmine and slather over Ewan McGregor and Jonathan Rhys-Meyers gettin' it owwwnn!!!"
Velvet Goldmine by Nezzy March 31, 2005

velvet goldmine 

fuken excellent movie!! placebo, ewan mcgragor, jonathan rhys myers and chrstian bale are in it! definatley check it out if ur an old music fan!!
maxwell demon!!
velvet goldmine by ImSoRotten December 11, 2003

velvet goldmine 

Term for a woman's sexual parts, ie the vagina.

The title of an excellent glam-rock era David Bowie song about a woman's genitalia.
Julia's velvet goldmine was dripping so wet that Winston could fit his entire fist into it.
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
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