velto

an encounter of the highly sexual variety; someone who has sexual needs 24/7; the expression that names passionate mattress sex.

"Hey! My boyfriend and I pulled a Velto last night, we had GREAT webcam sex!"

"Yo, guys! last night I veltoed on my mattress.....then got caught by my mom.... next time I'm locking the door"

"JEEZ YOU ARE SUCH A VELTO, YOU SKEEZ!"

"Noreen, stop pulling velto"

by becauseweloveyou August 28, 2009

Velto

Velto is the synergy of advanced intelligence and pioneering innovation, enabling the anticipation and swift response to emerging challenges, ensuring a competitive edge through strategic foresight and adaptability.

Her velto allowed her to foresee potential obstacles and implement creative solutions before anyone else.

by GeniusMindsMeet July 18, 2024

Lefheim-Vector Disease

A disease that affects the brain, causing the host to only think of lust, mainly from fiction. Anyone who has it loses control over themselves and commits various actions once their sight is set on a fictional person. Many have succumbed to the disease, locking away the outside world, all for their one true fictional love.

Person 1: "I know she's not real, but I can't stop looking at her picture!"
Person 2: "Sounds like the Lefheim-Vector disease to me."

by Defenestrating Raccoon May 7, 2021

VECTORED

ROASTED TOASTED

THIS IS FOR YOU because you just got VECTORED

by Dracula101anteater December 28, 2019

Vectored

When you do something horrible and feel great about it

When your brother breaks your controller so you break his spinal cord : Get vectored

by Speckle meckle December 15, 2019

Vektor

The best fucking band of the Thrash Metal revival. The band formed in 2002 in Tempe, AZ. What makes them so special is that when a Vektor song plays on your iPod you know it's them without looking at the screen, the have a very unique style. The most noticeable thing about Vektor is the vocals, which cosnist of black metal style vocals and insane high pitched screams, that sometimes remind me of... eagles (NOT the band). Their music could be described as Progressive Thrash Metal.

Members:
David DiSanto- Guitar and Vocals (2002-present)
Erik Nelson- Guitar (2004-present)
Blake Anderson- Drums (2007-present)
Frank Chin- Bass (2008-present)

Past Members:
Mike Tozzi- Bass (2005-2008)
Adam Anderson (unknown if he is Blake's brother)- Drums (2005-2006)
Kian Ahmad- Drums (2006-2007)

Discography:
Nucleus (demo) (2003)
Demolition (2006)
Demo (demo duh!) (2007)
Black Future (2009)

I could give you even more info, but I have a life to live :D
For more info, go to Metal Archives.

Random dude: Dude, why ain't you answering your phone?
Me: Sorry man, I've been listening to Vektor's Forsests of Legend for 7 hours straight really, REALLY loud.
Random dude: Ah, ok. I feel you man!

by Accelerating Universe July 17, 2011

Vector

The incarnation of god.
Vector is that guy who will give you £1000 just because he can.
Vector will also wear a stunning orange and white jumpsuit what screams “I am better than you”

Person 1 “ this sexy guy just gave me a Lamborghini for free”
Person 2 “what a vector”

by UWUasaurus April 21, 2019