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an encounter of the highly sexual variety; someone who has sexual needs 24/7; the expression that names passionate mattress sex.
"Hey! My boyfriend and I pulled a Velto last night, we had GREAT webcam sex!"

"Yo, guys! last night I veltoed on my mattress.....then got caught by my mom.... next time I'm locking the door"

"JEEZ YOU ARE SUCH A VELTO, YOU SKEEZ!"

"Noreen, stop pulling velto"
velto by becauseweloveyou August 28, 2009
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Velto is the synergy of advanced intelligence and pioneering innovation, enabling the anticipation and swift response to emerging challenges, ensuring a competitive edge through strategic foresight and adaptability.
Her velto allowed her to foresee potential obstacles and implement creative solutions before anyone else.
Velto by GeniusMindsMeet July 18, 2024
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Lefheim-Vector Disease 

A disease that affects the brain, causing the host to only think of lust, mainly from fiction. Anyone who has it loses control over themselves and commits various actions once their sight is set on a fictional person. Many have succumbed to the disease, locking away the outside world, all for their one true fictional love.
Person 1: "I know she's not real, but I can't stop looking at her picture!"
Person 2: "Sounds like the Lefheim-Vector disease to me."

VECTORED 

ROASTED TOASTED
THIS IS FOR YOU because you just got VECTORED
VECTORED by Dracula101anteater December 28, 2019

Vectored 

When you do something horrible and feel great about it
When your brother breaks your controller so you break his spinal cord : Get vectored
Vectored by Speckle meckle December 15, 2019
The best fucking band of the Thrash Metal revival. The band formed in 2002 in Tempe, AZ. What makes them so special is that when a Vektor song plays on your iPod you know it's them without looking at the screen, the have a very unique style. The most noticeable thing about Vektor is the vocals, which cosnist of black metal style vocals and insane high pitched screams, that sometimes remind me of... eagles (NOT the band). Their music could be described as Progressive Thrash Metal.

Members:
David DiSanto- Guitar and Vocals (2002-present)
Erik Nelson- Guitar (2004-present)
Blake Anderson- Drums (2007-present)
Frank Chin- Bass (2008-present)

Past Members:
Mike Tozzi- Bass (2005-2008)
Adam Anderson (unknown if he is Blake's brother)- Drums (2005-2006)
Kian Ahmad- Drums (2006-2007)

Discography:
Nucleus (demo) (2003)
Demolition (2006)
Demo (demo duh!) (2007)
Black Future (2009)

I could give you even more info, but I have a life to live :D
For more info, go to Metal Archives.
Random dude: Dude, why ain't you answering your phone?
Me: Sorry man, I've been listening to Vektor's Forsests of Legend for 7 hours straight really, REALLY loud.
Random dude: Ah, ok. I feel you man!
Vektor by Accelerating Universe July 17, 2011
The incarnation of god.
Vector is that guy who will give you £1000 just because he can.
Vector will also wear a stunning orange and white jumpsuit what screams “I am better than you”
Person 1 “ this sexy guy just gave me a Lamborghini for free”
Person 2 “what a vector”
Vector by UWUasaurus April 21, 2019
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
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