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Vectorism

The religion focusing on worshippint the orange wing-suited man, Vector
Joe: Hey man i converted to Vectorism
Mark: Oh thats so cool! i love worshiping Vector!
Joe;Me too bro!
by GrapeMaker89420 February 9, 2020
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Vectorism

Vectorism (AKA I-Don't-Want-to-Fail-Mathism) is the next big religion, as defined by two brilliant prophets at TAMS, in Denton, TX. Inspired by the speaker that purported that Islam is a fully peaceful religion, in combination with a review of Multivariable Calculus for the following day's test, Vectorism has spread like wildfire accross the math-related school, gaining popularity as a group on facebook.
Major tenets include worship of the Almighty Infinity (may he grant you an A in math), the pursuit of the way of the vector (which has not only distance, or longevity, but also direction, and thus purpose), respect for unit vectors, which shall always be hatted, and the powerful knowledge that 1+1=shit. There is a damning force that strikes all siners (reject trigonometry and be saved!), sending them not to hellfire but eternal torment through math problems. Fermat's last theorem and the like. Vectorists know that the meaning of life, the universe, and everything is forty-two, and that the most blessed among us are herders of flatworms. The sacred platyhelminthes were given the gift of sight.

Vectorists need not like math; in fact, they don't even have to be good at math. They just have to have a desire to pass math

Make like a virus in spreading the good word; use your vectors wisely.
Last Wednesday she wore that sticker that proclaimed "1+1=?" on her forehead because she subscribes to Vectorism!
by *Vicki March 26, 2007
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Vectorism

The religious study of worshipping the acquired God in the orange jump suit. You do not sign up for the religion it come for you. It will effect ur pubic bone to ur anis with a tingling sensation and you can’t stop the feeling and you can’t get rid of vectorism it is stuck permanently
Jimshee: “Runs into the isis home base to suicide bomb

Jimgee: he must’ve denied vectorism
by Cuckshky buckshky April 6, 2020
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vectorism

a religion in which vector (the antagonist in despicable me) is the supreme leader of every living thing in existence. he has the combined power of direction and magnitude. he has the best style (an orange warm up suit), and has an amazing haircut.
person 1: hi, i believe in christianity.
person 2: well i believe in vectorism, vector is the supreme lord.
by leaderofvectorism69 May 27, 2020
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ventrism

a ventrism is a punk who only cares about virtual jobs and couldn’t care less around real ones. ventrisms hate vsco girls and will not tolerate you if you even whisper a “sksksk”. a common ventrism name is alex,so if you know an alex don’t be suprised when they go through their ventrism phase.

nevertheless, ventrisms are funny as, and know how to take a joke when necessary. ventrisms are always fun to be around, and knowing a ventrism is a true state of happiness. don’t drop ventrisms if you know what’s good for you !
ANGIE : Bro, did you see that ROBLOX nerd, ventrism? Must be a loser.

ANGEL : Dude, you mean Alex? Broooo haha, he’s cool when you get to know him. I see what you mean though, def’ ventrism. Standing straight, trash talking the FOBby VSCO girl, and wearing glasses. He’s cool though.
ANGIE : He’s really not that bad?
ANGEL : Bro, not at all. Very chills. Friend worthy.
by fer1shta November 11, 2019
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Vectorist

Someone who believes true understanding comes from comprehending things in the sole context of magnitude and direction.
Sarah: "...and what really is f-cked up, she's known him for only two months and she's pregnant, again!"
Gabrielle: "I wouldn't want to be traveling on that vector.."
Sarah: "Hey, let's vector to your house, I forgot my iPod."
by JM January 23, 2005
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Vectorize

Converting a document from a rasterized state to a vectored state. Typically used when creating detailed print, logos, or design.

No pixelation once it is vectorized.
Hey man, could you vectorize this low resolution image so we can print the films for the new job today.
by bowls4ME June 26, 2010
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