Veloski

Something simple fine terrible wrong. A stupid mistake.

Johnny broke both his legs from walking on his mistress. He pulled a big veloski.

Veloski by Danchrist April 9, 2018

veloscillator 

Combination of velocity and oscillator. Used to describe a driver on the same road as you, usually a lonely highway. You're traveling at a constant rate of speed, but that other jerk will go a little faster than you, pass you, and you'll be rid of him...but then he decides he's going too fast and lets off on his gas...then his car slowly makes his way back to you, and you pass him...then he speeds up and passes you...and then slows down....and over and over again. Usually ends up with you flooring your accelerator and putting so much distance between you that he can never catch up. Usually an old person, or someone from up north whose mind doesn't work quite right.

Me, to wife: What the hell is that guy doing?
Wife: Who?
Me: That douche right there. I passed his slow ass two miles back and he's crept up on me...now he's passing me. Why does he keep changing speeds? He's a veloscillator!
Wife: Don't let it eat you up inside. Put some love in your heart.
Me: NOW what is he doing? He's slowed down and I have to look at his dumb face again!
Wife: Well, he's behind you now. You sure are handsome.
Me: Look at him! Now he's passing me! Is he in love with me? Is my profile that awesome??!?!
Wife: Well, actually it is. He might have a crush on you.
Me: LOOK AT THIS GUY! Now I've passed him....I'm so sick of this shit! VRRROOOOOMMM.....let's see this asshole catch me now!

veloscillator by Greyborzoi July 31, 2009

velosia 

A nicer, more socially acceptable way of referring to the female vagina. (language of origin English College of charleston)

Hey (female name) hows your velosia?

If hitting on girl in a very intimate situation: I really want to thrust my package into your velosia...

velosia by Jim n nick May 3, 2009

velosrileys 

the most ugly fanpage of riley cahill cannot edit and is cancelled every week they are so annoying and can hardly use ae they are the dumbest bitch you have been warned

look it’s velosrileys the dumbest fanpage

velosrileys by ✨💃🕺✨ November 8, 2020

Velosketcher 

Velosketcher: a shady carachter, common to Ventura County, who rides around on a beater bicycle, and is generally up to no good.

My wife and I were walking our dogs in the park near a grocery store, and we were accosted by a velosketcher who attempted to sell us a couple of spark plugs and a case of muscle milk, ostensibly so that he could buy meth.

Velosketcher by Morgan A. Blackledge December 8, 2018

Velosia

Velosia (n.)
The emotional momentum that drives creation; the rhythm of becoming.

I’m learning to move in Velosia — where every step feels like music.

There’s a quiet Velosia in my chest, pushing me forward when I doubt myself.

Velosia is that moment when healing meets creation.

Velosia by Velosia October 14, 2025

Valoskied

The process of overdosing on Benadryl and jumping into a bonfire leaving yourself with burns.

Luke totally valoskied last night.

Valoskied by Luke Valo November 11, 2025