vulching

people who circle parking lots (mall, gym, etc) looking for spots close to the door. most often done by people who could use the walk

Man, everyone was vulching spots at the gym today

by yogagirl7 October 18, 2012

Vulching

Wanking off on a girls tits instead of fucking her because you've indulged beyond the point of no floppy cock return. Cuddling afterwards is optional.

Q - Did you end up banging that cute Canadian backpacker last night?
A - Nah, I got a bit messy and was only capable of vulching her.

by Cosmobob August 18, 2014

Vulching

Someone who repeatedly (and seemingly intentionally) pursues your ex-significant others.

Geez Blythe, that's the third ex-boyfriend of mine you've hooked up with. Quit your vulching!

by TigerLily7 April 5, 2011

Vulching

People who continuously stalk cloth diaper b/s/t pages looking for people selling their used poop catchers. Most often done by people who don't actually need another diaper.

"I can't believe I missed another diaper! Damn newbies keep vulching the good ones."

by PirateHookAARRR June 12, 2013

Vulching

In combat flight simulators, Vulching is attacking enemies on the ground or coming to land. Circling the enemy airfield like a vulture.

"I'm going to be Vulching their runway and pick then off when they come to refuel"

by VikingTeddy January 18, 2021

Vultching

The act of vultching describes somebody trying to flirt with or feel up someone else without really hiding what they are trying to do.Someone who vultches is often trying to get with a vulnerable or lonely girl who they see as easy prey.

Example 1:

James: "Kaaaassssers!!! I love you Kassseeerrrss!!!!

*Puts his arm around Karlie*

Karlie: "Stop vultching on me James!"

Example 2:

Michael:"Blud you were bare vultching on Karlie today."

James: "How was I vultching!?"

Michael: "You were touching her ass!"

Lee: "He's right, we all saw it mate."

James: "Fuck's sake..."

by Vultcher89 March 16, 2012

velching

The act of sucking semen out of a partners rectum, but causing yourself to vomit in the process

I busted a nut in her ass, then she sat on my face to have me felch, It turning into velching instead. She doesn't return my texts now.

by Valgar May 5, 2014