veet 

To stare at a rather large and chunky chick

Can Not seems to veet alot.

veet by Nacho March 16, 2005

veet 

1. /verb intrans/: remove one's body hair (usu., but not always, the vajayjay or teabag) with a hair removal cream or gel.

2. /verb trans/: remove the hair from a part of the body with a hair removal cream or gel.

3. /verb trans/: remove the hair from a body part of someone with a hair removal cream or gel.

1. She veeted, showered, and went out.

2. He veets his teabag once a week.

3. They're so close, he even veets her.

veet by serenity450 December 28, 2009

veet 

verb - to look at a rather chunky women for pleasure.

"Uh, can't talk now Bob, I have some veeting to do."

"Woah, Robbie has some mad veet skillz!"

"Tom saw a rather chunky woman and began to veet at her."

veet by Can Not March 14, 2005

veet 

To meet virtually

Hi Linnea, I’m Leo from some company that you never heard of and although we will never meet in person, we will be spending the next 3-4 months building out an 81 thread email regarding the implementation of the new digital signage system your College just purchased–it’s a pleasure to veet you.

veet by squeaky77 February 17, 2022

veet 

used to rid your naught of unwanted hair

i need to go veet my naught

veet by matthew amoretti November 16, 2006

Veet Fart 

The weird clapping/popping sound your farts make after veeting your crotch and butt hole area. To best describe it, it sounds like passing air between 2 under inflated balloons squished together. It happens because deep inside your butt cheeks where farts first escape is so smooth that it alters the normal sound of a fart.

Friend: Why do your farts sound so weird dude?

Me: Oh, well I just veeted last night and I've been having veet farts ever since. They feel and sound so weird!!!

Friend: ROFLCOPTER

Veet Fart by HOSE B December 5, 2012

Veet Bix 

The home brand cheapo version of Weet Bix, and also Bevans fave cereal.

"Oh, yum Veet Bix!"

Veet Bix by Bleh McJoonies June 24, 2003