person A: hey, do you like that wall over there?
person B: no, it has hair, i prefer the one with no hair, and for it to be called Vegard. Because i am Vegardsexual.

Vegardsexual by Zyl_is_queer March 19, 2021

Vegard

Vegard is simply the best person. Vagard carries this atmosphere of safeness. He is hygge™️. But then this calmness, this peace is surprisingly and beautifully balanced with this completely ridiculous humour. You know those people that are just crazy fun? Yeah Vegard is a name for them. A Vegard is crazy good looking. He has such a firm face and strong arms. When you see a Vegard all you really wanna do is jump in his arms. Also a Vegard can be quite silent or quiet, but when you really get to his heart, he doesn’t hide or hold back.

Vegard can be bad, a mafia, the best and like an “indianer”

You know that guy, you know, THAT guy?
Oh yeah, Vegard?
Yeah, Vegard..
*Breaths in; relaxes*

Vegard by Thagoodandthebadallinone October 10, 2018

Vegard

Vegard is the definition of awesomeness.
The word Vegard could be used as a noun in the Norwegian language.
A person named Vegard is totaly awsome, and often very handsome

The name Vegard derives from old Norse, and it means someone who is protecting his family and friends.

"I did something really cool last night, it was so Vegard"

"Ohmygawd, that Vegard is so handsome, if he even looks at me, I'll totaly faint"
"I would give my right arm just to stay one night with him"

Vegard by Awsomenezz December 26, 2008

vergararoll

To send an unsuspecting recipient a picture of Sofia Vergara. Usually perpetrated by means of cutting out a picture of Vergara from a magazine or other source, then hiding the picture where the victim will find it. Often accompanied by a prank and/or a taunting message emulating Vergara's accent. A derivation of the popular rickroll. Usually documented for the internet with the hashtag #vergararoll or #vergararolled.

I'm going to vergararoll Frank by making him a fake sandwich and putting a picture of Sofia Vergara inside.

vergararoll by Calliehan March 13, 2016

veigar

valorant player who eats raw chickens for dinner. veigar is the biggest shower reject on all of earth! he loves the amount of dragons on his porch.

person 1: veigar loves dragons on his porch.
person 2: veigar loves raw chickens.
person 1: hes such a pizza maker!

veigar by VeigarLovesRawChickens May 15, 2023

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026