2 definitions by thunderdoctor

Bean Dip

To subtly brush against a womans breasts, usually who you have sexual potential with, when she is holding food in her lap ( from chips to cookies). This is move is usually done when watching a movie and the lights are down low. The goal is to attempt to make it look like an accident.

Last night i bean dipped sally 3 times and she totally didn't notice.

by thunderdoctor March 2, 2009

vasilate

To apply potroleum jelly to the male genetalia as a lubricant for masterbating.
This act is mentioned in Ramstein's song man gegen man.

Every night I vasilate cause i dont have a girlfriend.

by thunderdoctor March 2, 2009