varshole

The tearing that occurs during childbirth.

"The labour was so intense, she now has a varshole!"

by that girl and b-man April 10, 2008

VARsehole

A professional footballer who is using the Video Assisted Ref system as an excuse to play act, dive, moan or just generally be a world class bellend.

Pepe was being a complete VARseholes in that Portugal v Iran game

by Refbot June 25, 2018

Vashole

The act of putting Vaseline on a friend’s anal cavity in order to get playground rocks out of their butt

Are we close enough that you would choose me to Vashole you?

by happybaby May 5, 2022

Vasshole

The fusion of anus and vagina by means of massive insertion.

Man that guy just ripped her a new vasshole!

by bobdrakken November 10, 2010

Vashole

The area between a girl's vag-hole and asshole. Very hard to shave and always itchy.

GOD DAMNIT my vashole is always itchy!

by LGFH October 26, 2009

Vasshole

One who for non-medical necessity, refuses to get the vaccine as a political or freedom of choice protest.

That vasshole refuses to get the COVID-19 vaccine.

by ajejazzman May 18, 2021

Vasshole

A person who mindlessly evangelizes for a pompous twat director, musician, artist, or public figure and blindly accepts anything that celebrity says as the greatest shit ever.

Portmanteau of "vassal" and "asshole"

Person 1: I played Braid and it was shite.

Person 2: Dude, what are you talking about? Jonathan Blow is the single greatest game maker of our time. He's absolutely right that we need more adult story telling like his in games today.

Person 1: God grief, you're a vasshole.

by Old Stauf December 26, 2011