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A charming, nervous , nerdy/geeky and smart boy who's into jeans and the universe. What a fucking weirdo. Girls don't like him much because of how much of a nerd he is. Attracted to manny girls,but is very nervous and almost never tells them that he likes them.

Girl1: Vanders is so cute

Girl2: But he is so nerdy.He also makes so many of those corny ass jokes. I don't know if I could put up with that bullshit.

vanders by youngswagboy April 22, 2017

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vanders

charming,goodlooking with similar attributes associated with the kavorka, but simply an A.D.D child that fell through the medical diagnosis net.

GIRL 1. Gee hes cute
Girl 2. I aggree but a friend of a friend says he's a "Vanders". He saw him out once bouncing of the walls like a fucking maniac. Its like his body manufactures its own speed. I wouldnt fuck with "Vanders"

vanders by Jake Vankers October 3, 2006

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Vanderwood

A character from Mystic Messenger that most likely can and will tase everyone they don't like

Seven: "Hey Vanderwo-"
Vanderwood*FUcKING TASES HIM* "CLEAN YOUR FUCKING CHIP BAGS"

Vanderwood by Mystic Waffles July 26, 2018

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Vanderbilt University

A university with the intelligence of an Ivy League college and the parties of a state school. Students are the perfect mix of intelligent and social, able to ace an exam and immediately go out and party afterwards. Watch out for the 'Dores; they're gonna go far.

Admiration, sick parties, hot women, and a high-paying job after graduation await the men who are admitted into the elite Vanderbilt University

Vanderbilt University by gobosox August 19, 2017

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vanderflugen

Safe word

When she asks you what the safe word is, you tell her it’s vanderflugen. Bitches will never forget Vanderflugen

vanderflugen by Dirtyjimmyntheboyz February 17, 2021

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Vander Plaats

The sounds made by hot gas bubbling through a volume of Santorum.

In Iowa, Santorum is usually accompanied by loud, obnoxious Vander Plaats.

Vander Plaats by Freeiowan June 18, 2012

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Heath Vander Ark

Him.

Heath Vander Ark is him.

Heath Vander Ark by Sailingboats20 February 10, 2023

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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