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A charming, nervous , nerdy/geeky and smart boy who's into jeans and the universe. What a fucking weirdo. Girls don't like him much because of how much of a nerd he is. Attracted to manny girls,but is very nervous and almost never tells them that he likes them.
Girl1: Vanders is so cute

Girl2: But he is so nerdy.He also makes so many of those corny ass jokes. I don't know if I could put up with that bullshit.
vanders by youngswagboy April 22, 2017
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charming,goodlooking with similar attributes associated with the kavorka, but simply an A.D.D child that fell through the medical diagnosis net.
GIRL 1. Gee hes cute
Girl 2. I aggree but a friend of a friend says he's a "Vanders". He saw him out once bouncing of the walls like a fucking maniac. Its like his body manufactures its own speed. I wouldnt fuck with "Vanders"
vanders by Jake Vankers October 3, 2006

Vanderwood 

A character from Mystic Messenger that most likely can and will tase everyone they don't like
Seven: "Hey Vanderwo-"
Vanderwood*FUcKING TASES HIM* "CLEAN YOUR FUCKING CHIP BAGS"
Vanderwood by Mystic Waffles July 26, 2018

Vanderbilt University 

A university with the intelligence of an Ivy League college and the parties of a state school. Students are the perfect mix of intelligent and social, able to ace an exam and immediately go out and party afterwards. Watch out for the 'Dores; they're gonna go far.
Admiration, sick parties, hot women, and a high-paying job after graduation await the men who are admitted into the elite Vanderbilt University
Vanderbilt University by gobosox August 19, 2017

vanderflugen 

Safe word
When she asks you what the safe word is, you tell her it’s vanderflugen. Bitches will never forget Vanderflugen
vanderflugen by Dirtyjimmyntheboyz February 17, 2021

Vander Plaats 

The sounds made by hot gas bubbling through a volume of Santorum.
In Iowa, Santorum is usually accompanied by loud, obnoxious Vander Plaats.
Vander Plaats by Freeiowan June 18, 2012

Heath Vander Ark 

Him.
Heath Vander Ark is him.
Heath Vander Ark by Sailingboats20 February 10, 2023
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murderhobo 

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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
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God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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