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vandegrift high school 

The only school in america where the teachers actually have telephone polls up there assholes. The kids are so white you can practically see through them, and the girls pussies look like the cafeteria food. In other words, A literal shitbox.
Daaaaamn?!!!! You go to vandegrift high school??? Hope you like your pussy like your lunch meat!

Vandegrift Girls

Vandegrift High school is the only school in the world with girls so mid that the guys became gay and the girls started becoming lesbian because they know if they want some dick, its gonna have to be plastic.
Vandegrift girls, the only thing whiter then kim kardashians bleached ass hole. - Kanye 2022
Whats in common with Vandegrift Girls and sea turtles? They both choke on plastic.

Vandegrift Boys

Vandegrift High School has the only boys on planet earth who’s dicks are long than a Vandegrift saxophone. The girls pussies are so big you can see right through it. In other words a literal sex fest
Vandegrift boys: dang girl looks like you got a huge pussy can. I see it in the bathroom?
Vandegrift girls Girl: hell yeah sex all the way

vandergrift 

a shit hole were blacks and whites think is the ghetto
my neighbor thinks hes black cause he lives in vandergrift
vandergrift by ashketchum1 January 15, 2009

ash vandergrift

Some kid who likes movies and smells really bad he is most likely to become a attorney
ash vandergrift by Brruuhhhhh January 10, 2017

Vandergriff 

To suck the feces off of a strap-on sex toy/device
Steve totally sucked that shit off that dildo , he vandergriffed that shit
Vandergriff by sidneybuchman October 5, 2013
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We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
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Throat Sweats 

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Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
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