van-guzzle

To cover a penis with wet paint and perform oral sex, causing the paint to spray and slash around.

Example 1: "We're gonna van-guzzle later, right?"

Example 2: "We need to add some spice to our relationship. Want to try van-guzzling?"

Example 3: "I took her to my penthouse and we van-guzzled!"

by hernybern March 18, 2024

vangazzle

when you see a van or ice cream truck thats totally queered out with various types of stickers and/or sparkly apparel.

As Tod walked outside to his van, he had come to realize that his vehicle was vangazzled by a wild pack of orphans.

by Angelo Mags August 17, 2012