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Van Halen I

One of the greatest albums of any musical genre to ever grace the shelves of music stores. First album by American rock group Van Halen, featuring;
Eddie Van Halen - guitar, backing vocals
David Lee Roth - vocals
Alex Van Halen - percussion
Michael Anthony - bass, backing vocals

TRACK LIST:

1. "Runnin' With the Devil" (Van Halen) – 3:35
2. "Eruption" – (Van Halen) - 1:42
3. "You Really Got Me" (Ray Davies) – 2:37
4. "Ain't Talkin' 'Bout Love" (Van Halen) – 3:49
5. "I'm the One" (Van Halen) – 3:46
6. "Jamie's Cryin'" (Van Halen) – 3:30
7. "Atomic Punk" (Van Halen) – 3:01
8. "Feel Your Love Tonight" (Van Halen) – 3:42
9. "Little Dreamer" (Van Halen) – 3:22
10. "Ice Cream Man" (John Brim) – 3:19
11. "On Fire" (Van Halen) – 3:00
wow... Van Halen I... not one bad track on the entire album... NOT ONE BAD TRACK! kick ass album right here. Eruption... *gasp*... simply beautiful. *rant rant rant*
Van Halen I by jeffersonaeius September 3, 2006

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Gijs van Iwaarden 

Someone who tries to be funny all the time. Also he'll try to fit in the group, wich he succeeds most of the time. A "Gijs van Iwaarden" is 9/10 times sarcastic, don't take him too serious. If you do, he will tell you otherwise.
Watch out if you see him outside in the dark though.
Sometimes he is such a Gijs van Iwaarden, he won't stop bregging about himself.
Gijs van Iwaarden by Goezz November 22, 2021

van-illa 

Someone who goes throughout life in a Legendary manner. Rare relic in nature.
Hey man you are looking very Van-illa today.
van-illa by T.A.R The Allen Report November 27, 2019

Van Ingelgem 

A person with the name of Van Ingelgem is an annoying little bastard, that gets no bitches. The birthplace of the person is Egypt where he gets no bitches. Not a single one. He could be gay 50/50.
That person looks like an Van Ingelgem. This person gets no bitches!
Van Ingelgem by Nobitcchezz January 9, 2024
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
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