vampire tan

A person whose skin is sickly white.
I only come out after dark--got to keep my vampire tan.
by mamma murder December 16, 2010
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Vampire Tanning

the foolish act of laying out at night. Can lead to maximum whiteness.
Sally decided to go vampire tanning at 11 PM last night. She laid on a blanket in the driveway and asked me to get her a pillow.
by LUchica14 October 24, 2011
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