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Pfufu valve
Pfufu valve by CrunchyCrew October 21, 2022
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Fukushima Release Valve
The progression of the Japanese Blindfold where the groom proceeds to go further down the bride's face, and his anus envelops her nose as well, then farts spewing toxic gas out of her mouth and into the air. Results in a subsequent Howl at the Moon, and possibly what can only be known as The Hiroshima.
Note: While hilarious, this is not a recommended progression of the custom since it has resulted in pink eye and bacterial pneumonia.
Note: While hilarious, this is not a recommended progression of the custom since it has resulted in pink eye and bacterial pneumonia.
Fukushima Release Valve by Penis Curtains January 19, 2021
Valve can't count to three
The fact that Valve (Game creators) can't count to three but can to 4,5,6 etc. popularized by the fact that the third Half-Life game wasn't Half-Life 3 but Half-Life 2:Episode 1
John:Hey! Can't wait till Portal 3 comes out!
Jack:Umm... Valve can't count to three, idiot.
John: Oh! Then let's wait for Portal 2: The Sequel.
Jack:Umm... Valve can't count to three, idiot.
John: Oh! Then let's wait for Portal 2: The Sequel.
Valve can't count to three by CarTroll September 28, 2011
[valve]niggerkiller
A sniper bot in tf2 that has taken over casual, you can barely join a server without encountering him these days.
It used to crash servers too, although that was fixed a couple of days ago.
It used to crash servers too, although that was fixed a couple of days ago.
[valve]niggerkiller by RenderError April 10, 2020
Valve Time
A Unit of time measurement similar to normal time, however very flexible - something that Valve says might take a week could take a day, or something that they say might take a month, will take a year. Generally fluid.
Team fortress 2 players got the bad end of Valve Time when the pyro update was first announced, and got the good end of it when they fixed the infinite health glitch in record time after it was found.
Valve Time by De Lumpdumper May 5, 2018
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pod person
A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
dead drop
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026
No Surprises Wedding
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
ulzzang
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Yap Trap
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026