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vajackal 

Vajackal

noun

1. A person who is both annoying, lacks physical or mental strength, and/or is whiny.

"You're being a real vajackal right now, David. Stop stealing the ping pong ball and go take a nap before I make you take a nap."

2. A woman who is sexually aggressive and/or predatory and possesses an absolutely insatiable vagina.

"Don't get too drunk around Kendall. She's a vajackal and she'll get ya."

"Tonight is going to be a good night. This bar is teeming with vajackals!"

verb (used with object) vajackal, vajackaled, vajackaling

1. The non-penetrative act of placing one's penis between the butt cheeks of another and being stimulated. The owner of the butt cheeks moves up and down allowing the penis to glide between them. (see "titty fucking") Note: The anus is specifically *not used* during vajackaling. It is simply a bystander and any contact is strictly incidental.

"She wasn't interested enough to allow me to penetrate her. No P in V for me. But she let me vajackal- which was really nice."

also noun: vajackaler

1. During the act of vajackaling, the person who is using their buttcheeks.

"That girl's butt is nice and big. I bet she is a world class vajackaler."

2. synonym for vajackal. See: def 1. under "vajackal"

alternative spellings: vajackle, vajackel, vagackle
"You're being a real vajackal right now, David. Stop stealing the ping pong ball and go take a nap before I make you take a nap."
vajackal by Werdsmith August 22, 2014
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Vajacial 

It's just what it sounds like: a facial for the vajajay.
Man: Gosh, darling. You look mighty tidy down there.
Woman: Why thank you! Mother and I took advantage of the two-for-one on vajacials at the spa. I think we'll get vajazzled next week.
Vajacial by I.P. Knightley July 30, 2010
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Vajackulation 

The pussy juice cocktail that squirts out of her clam when she has an orgasm.
I'm soaked baby you shot me with your vajackulation.
Vajackulation by Scotty2Hotty23 January 12, 2021

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
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Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
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"0/10 hopeslop"
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trespooping

The act of leaving poop in a toilet for the next person to see.
Someone needs to stop trespooping and flush that nasty thing down the toilet.
trespooping by TheRealInkweaver November 16, 2017
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