2 definitions by methlabpolitiks

dildowry

The money, goods, or property that one woman brings to another woman in a lesbian marriage. This can include, but is not limited to, personal belongings, pets, dildos, etc.

When Helen and Candace got married, Helen's dildowry included her Ikea living room set and an Ani DiFranco Greatest Hits album.

by methlabpolitiks July 3, 2012

vajowl

A person with such terrible botox their lips look like a swollen vagina. Commonly associated with guidos, guidettes and people with orange skin.

Angela gets botox so much the vajowl that is her mouth should have a censor bar over it.

by methlabpolitiks July 9, 2012