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Pronunciation: “VAG-MOKE”. This newely founded Webster word insists the dilemma of a person turning down the offering to smoke marijuana.
Gandalf: Here have a toke of this weed. It will help you see things clearly.

Frodo: I can’t because I miss my precious.

Gandalf: You’re a VAGMOKE. The Shire is screwed if their filled with VAGMOKERS such as yourself. Now watch me dance.
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by DR. Bitcoin May 15, 2018
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