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devil vagina magic 

The evil power of a pussy so good, it controls and lures helpless sons away from their parents.
My daughter-in-law is a wicked woman. My baby boy never comes to visit me anymore. It's that devil vagina magic, I'm telling you!
devil vagina magic by GizmoDawn June 13, 2017

Magic Vagina 

Magic Vagina

Noun;

The female sexual reproductive organ of a femme fatale that male victims are unable to get out of their system.

Females/they/them's with a magic vagina will experience their suitors and conquests unable to get over them. As such these lost souls will keep returning unable to move on with their lives.

Similarly hypnotic in nature as the call of the Siren to shipwrecked sailors, the magic vagina's hold over its victim is compelling and total.
"Have you heard any more from Basil since you two broke up, Clare?"

"He keeps messaging, sending flowers, and calling me at work, Dan - it's like he's totally obsessed."

"Really? It was three years ago, I don't know why he can't move on - it's like you have some kind of magic vagina, or something!"

Magic Vagina Theory 

A theory which posits that once a baby passes through a vagina (or leaves its mothers body) only then magically becomes human. Similar to magic dirty theory where a person emigrating from one region of the planet magically becomes the same as the inhabitants of wherever they have travelled to.
Shaqueesha: "IT'S A FEEEETUSSSS KARL NOT A HUMAN I'TS NOT ALIVE IT DOESN'T HAVE RIGHTS AHHHHHHH"
Karl: "So Magic Vagina Theory it is then."
Magic Vagina Theory by Gunguy July 21, 2022

magic vagina 

1. When a girl is less attractive than the guy she is with
1. When you see an unattractive girl with a really hot boyfriend you say; 'She must have a magic vagina'
magic vagina by chananel May 17, 2010

vagina egg magic 

The white stuff that guys squirt out their wee wee to make babies
Please don't use your vagina egg magic to make me pregnant again, Mr. Radke.

Magical Vagina Syndrome 

The idea that many women have that if they're pretty/smart/sexy/wonderful enough, they can change any man to become whatever they feel is "better". The concept of changing a bad boy into a good one simply due to the "love of his woman". (Note: Magical Vaginas do not exist outside of bodice rippers, chick flicks, and romance novels)
Why is Sandra still with her abusive drug dealer boyfriend? She totally has Magical Vagina Syndrome.
Magical Vagina Syndrome by meanameana February 14, 2015
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