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Vagina hat 

The beef curtains are so big you pull them down your head to make a hat
Her beef curtains were so big I made a vagina hat out of it.
Vagina hat by SkyyJohnFan July 7, 2011

vagina hat 

similar to ass hat, only instead of having your head up one's ass, it's up one's vag hole
a vagina hat is someone who should pull their head out of their vagina and grow a pair
vagina hat by thexfunnyxman August 21, 2008

Vagina Cake Hat 

A soothing, grooming process for your carnal treasure. It includes an initial brazilian wax followed by a facial of sorts ("vagacial") to soothe the waxed region. The final touch is vajazzling, which involves a beautiful arrangement of rhinestones. Completely non-invasive and perfect for special occasions, such as bachelorette parties or preparation for your wedding night. Or prom.
I think I want to go all the way with Ned tonight, should I get a vagina cake hat?

Vaginal hat 

A sexual act of putting your head into a woman’s vagina and literally wearing them as a hat
Yoo I was fucking this girl last night and she wanted to try the vaginal hat. Bruh she be kinky as fuck
Vaginal hat by Joe smith117 January 15, 2018

Vaginacation 

When a woman has just completed her period and wants a little extra time before jumping back in the sack again.
After a week of abstaining from sex while my girlfriend had her period, I was flabbergasted when she told me that she was still on an extended vaginacation.
Vaginacation by UB_surfer September 25, 2014

vaginagating 

The act of being a vagina. Also the act of whining, being bitchy, or a girl who is on her period.
Finish your drink. You're vaginagating so hard right now.
vaginagating by Vaginagator September 20, 2013