Vagina Hat

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Brand: Urban Dictionary
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An excessively large, showy, high-fashion, or otherwise completely over-the-top women's hat.

Gay Man 1: "OMG, did you see the vagina hats in the latest Dior show? They were HUGE!"

Gay Man 2: "Gurl! Galliano loves him some hats. They're out of control."

Vagina Hat by Cantorum November 8, 2009

Words you can keep

Vagina hat

The beef curtains are so big you pull them down your head to make a hat

Her beef curtains were so big I made a vagina hat out of it.

Vagina hat by SkyyJohnFan July 7, 2011

Related Words

vagina hat • Vagina Cake Hat • Vaginal hat • vaginacation • vaginagating • vaginahamster • vaginalate • vaginaration • vaginatation • vaginavate

vagina hat

similar to ass hat, only instead of having your head up one's ass, it's up one's vag hole

a vagina hat is someone who should pull their head out of their vagina and grow a pair

vagina hat by thexfunnyxman August 21, 2008

Vagina Cake Hat

A soothing, grooming process for your carnal treasure. It includes an initial brazilian wax followed by a facial of sorts ("vagacial") to soothe the waxed region. The final touch is vajazzling, which involves a beautiful arrangement of rhinestones. Completely non-invasive and perfect for special occasions, such as bachelorette parties or preparation for your wedding night. Or prom.

I think I want to go all the way with Ned tonight, should I get a vagina cake hat?

Vagina Cake Hat by Anal Hell Shinny Wonk September 2, 2010

Vaginal hat

A sexual act of putting your head into a woman’s vagina and literally wearing them as a hat

Yoo I was fucking this girl last night and she wanted to try the vaginal hat. Bruh she be kinky as fuck

Vaginal hat by Joe smith117 January 15, 2018

Vaginacation

When a woman has just completed her period and wants a little extra time before jumping back in the sack again.

After a week of abstaining from sex while my girlfriend had her period, I was flabbergasted when she told me that she was still on an extended vaginacation.

Vaginacation by UB_surfer September 25, 2014

vaginagating

The act of being a vagina. Also the act of whining, being bitchy, or a girl who is on her period.

Finish your drink. You're vaginagating so hard right now.

vaginagating by Vaginagator September 20, 2013

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026