vag mouth

that fishy breath you taste after eating out a gross whore.

damn whats that smell? im sorry man courtney gave me a serious case of vag mouth

by Furry Nipples May 15, 2011

Vag mouth

The worst affliction known to man, when you wake up the morning after a heavy night out with a bird beside you and your breath stinks of vag. Cases of phantom vag mouth have also been reported, when you don't actually go down a bird but you still wake up with vag mouth.

David awoke with an almighty Big Bertha next him and could smell his vag mouth.

by Thebirdpuller January 1, 2014

ass mouth vag

The order that most men prefer to have Intercourse with a woman.

Hey danny, did u have sex with that girl?
Danny... yep, in an order that might surprise u... Ass mouth vag.

by RealDollParts February 13, 2017

Vagmouthitis

The condition one acquires from eating out a girl for long periods of time.

Steve went down on Meg for 30 minutes. Later, he found that he had vagmouthitis.

by megglove August 11, 2009