Definitions by Thebirdpuller

Vag mouth 

The worst affliction known to man, when you wake up the morning after a heavy night out with a bird beside you and your breath stinks of vag. Cases of phantom vag mouth have also been reported, when you don't actually go down a bird but you still wake up with vag mouth.

David awoke with an almighty Big Bertha next him and could smell his vag mouth.

Vag mouth by Thebirdpuller January 1, 2014