1 definition by Thebirdpuller

Vag mouth

The worst affliction known to man, when you wake up the morning after a heavy night out with a bird beside you and your breath stinks of vag. Cases of phantom vag mouth have also been reported, when you don't actually go down a bird but you still wake up with vag mouth.

David awoke with an almighty Big Bertha next him and could smell his vag mouth.

by Thebirdpuller January 1, 2014