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a short way to say a womens vagina.
mmm did you get a good look at that chicks va jj :)
va jj by /< 3 ! ! '/ January 30, 2007
vagina, mons veneris, mound of Venus, vulva, pussy, breakfast
I spent a fortnight downtown; she had the sweetest va-jj.
va-jj by Stephanie June 5, 2003
the part of a female, that is used for pleasure, and reproduction. Men crave to be inn it. some women shove foreign objects in them. If not cleaned properly it may smell like rotten fish.
Brennas va-jj smells like fish.

did she just shove that in her va-jj?
va-jj by Jessie Annticipation June 17, 2008
Short / Slang alternative for the “Vaccine from Johnson & Johnson”,

Johnson & Johnson COVID-19 Vaccine Authorized by U.S. FDA For Emergency Use - First Single-Shot Vaccine in Fight Against Global Pandemic on Feb 2021.
Yo! Sorry I couldn’t make it to your birthday party. I didn’t get the Va-JJ like I wanted so I roughed it out.

Oh, well I got that Va-JJ after the party. You need the Va-JJ too.
Va-JJ by Captain Phantasm March 30, 2021

Va JJ Walker 

Noun

1. When a womans vagina lips are bigger than that of JJ Walker from Good Times. Also, they can utter the phrase "DYNOMITE!"

2. Trying to bang an old broad with a walker.
"Looking into her Va JJ Walker was like looking into the mouth of the real Jimmie Walker."
Va JJ Walker by billebllunt December 9, 2013

Foaming Va-JJ 

Linda went to see the doctor about her foaming va-jj
Foaming Va-JJ by Johnny Slots April 25, 2008
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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