ursone

When your boner hurts so bad you can’t think straight and fall and break your dick

I fell and broke my slappy doodle because of my Ursone boner.

by Mouth breather 54 December 11, 2019

ursone

When your boner hurts so bad you can’t think straight and fall and break your dick

I fell and broke my slappy doodle because of my Ursone boner.

by Mouth breather 54 December 11, 2019

ursneakka

(pronounced yer-SNEAK-uh)
your sneaker, but spelled better

Hey, isn't that ursneakka? Who knew that old thing could be used in a work of art?!

by William W. Waterford December 2, 2020

urlonelystar#0001

sexy white girl. im in da corner cheifin dat hoe #real

no way it’s urlonelystar#0001 that’s CRAZYYYYYY

by url0nelyystar July 25, 2022

Urboner

Getting a boner when reading something hot on Urban Dictionary

Guy#1: Dude, I totally popped a urboner last night.
Guy#2: Lol, that seems to happen to you to much.

by SparyMcgee June 28, 2011

urlonelystar#0001

W egirl, amazing e sex.

aye bruh is that urlonelystar#0001 in chat??
MEOWWWW

by urlonelystarr August 2, 2022

urbone

pronounced like "ur" from "urban."

It's what you get while masturbating to the definitions on the urban dictionary.

I could hear Steve moaning all the way in the basement when he was on the computer last night, he must have been giving himself an urbone...

by BoredWithInternet October 13, 2007