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When your boner hurts so bad you can’t think straight and fall and break your dick

I fell and broke my slappy doodle because of my Ursone boner.

ursone by Mouth breather 54 December 11, 2019

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ursone

When your boner hurts so bad you can’t think straight and fall and break your dick

I fell and broke my slappy doodle because of my Ursone boner.

ursone by Mouth breather 54 December 11, 2019

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Related Words

ursone • urlonelystar#0001 • urbone • Urboner • ursneakka • Ur Done • ur Done ur Done • ur non existant gma • ur non existent dad • Ur son/daughter bi

ursneakka

(pronounced yer-SNEAK-uh)
your sneaker, but spelled better

Hey, isn't that ursneakka? Who knew that old thing could be used in a work of art?!

ursneakka by William W. Waterford December 2, 2020

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urlonelystar#0001

sexy white girl. im in da corner cheifin dat hoe #real

no way it’s urlonelystar#0001 that’s CRAZYYYYYY

urlonelystar#0001 by url0nelyystar July 25, 2022

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Urboner

Getting a boner when reading something hot on Urban Dictionary

Guy#1: Dude, I totally popped a urboner last night.
Guy#2: Lol, that seems to happen to you to much.

Urboner by SparyMcgee June 28, 2011

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urlonelystar#0001

W egirl, amazing e sex.

aye bruh is that urlonelystar#0001 in chat??
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urlonelystar#0001 by urlonelystarr August 2, 2022

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urbone

pronounced like "ur" from "urban."

It's what you get while masturbating to the definitions on the urban dictionary.

I could hear Steve moaning all the way in the basement when he was on the computer last night, he must have been giving himself an urbone...

urbone by BoredWithInternet October 13, 2007

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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