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umptysquat 

adj.

1. Amounting to or consisting of a number.

n. (used with a pl. verb)

1. An undetermined amount.
2. The amount of the people.

pron. (used with a pl. verb)

1. A number of persons or things.
There was umptysquat people here today.
A umptysquat number of the workers had the flu.
I have umptysquat signed up today.
umptysquat by r00t January 27, 2005
Related Words

umpty ump 

many, alot, more than one can use
He has umpty ump of those.
umpty ump by slipsheet October 31, 2004
An umpty is where your sweaty balls stick to your leg and you can't get them un stuck.
1. I been running in this heat for hours I probably have an Umpty.
2. Look at that sweaty obese unattractive fat man run I bet he is gonna have an Umpty that not even a crowbar will get unstuck.
Umpty by Russell J Amirault January 15, 2009

umptyzillion 

An unspecific but extremely high number, used mostly in situations where the number is causing exasperation or irritation.
I had to drag my boyfriend away from the TV umptyzillion times before he finally turned that stupid show off.

Those salespeople have called me umptyzillion times, even though I keep telling them not to call again!
umptyzillion by Robin BD December 26, 2008

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026