urmpty 

A place; a location; a word used to describe an object in a moment where there is a loss for words.

Wheres the green?
Its over there in the urmpty.

urmpty by Adrienne Moore August 19, 2004

umptysquat 

adj.

1. Amounting to or consisting of a number.

n. (used with a pl. verb)

1. An undetermined amount.
2. The amount of the people.

pron. (used with a pl. verb)

1. A number of persons or things.

There was umptysquat people here today.
A umptysquat number of the workers had the flu.
I have umptysquat signed up today.

umptysquat by r00t January 27, 2005

umpty ump 

many, alot, more than one can use

He has umpty ump of those.

umpty ump by slipsheet October 31, 2004

Umpty

An umpty is where your sweaty balls stick to your leg and you can't get them un stuck.

1. I been running in this heat for hours I probably have an Umpty.
2. Look at that sweaty obese unattractive fat man run I bet he is gonna have an Umpty that not even a crowbar will get unstuck.

Umpty by Russell J Amirault January 15, 2009

umptyzillion 

An unspecific but extremely high number, used mostly in situations where the number is causing exasperation or irritation.

I had to drag my boyfriend away from the TV umptyzillion times before he finally turned that stupid show off.

Those salespeople have called me umptyzillion times, even though I keep telling them not to call again!

umptyzillion by Robin BD December 26, 2008