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urmpty by Adrienne Moore August 19, 2004
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umptysquat
adj.
1. Amounting to or consisting of a number.
n. (used with a pl. verb)
1. An undetermined amount.
2. The amount of the people.
pron. (used with a pl. verb)
1. A number of persons or things.
1. Amounting to or consisting of a number.
n. (used with a pl. verb)
1. An undetermined amount.
2. The amount of the people.
pron. (used with a pl. verb)
1. A number of persons or things.
There was umptysquat people here today.
A umptysquat number of the workers had the flu.
I have umptysquat signed up today.
A umptysquat number of the workers had the flu.
I have umptysquat signed up today.
umptysquat by r00t January 27, 2005
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Umpty
1. I been running in this heat for hours I probably have an Umpty.
2. Look at that sweaty obese unattractive fat man run I bet he is gonna have an Umpty that not even a crowbar will get unstuck.
2. Look at that sweaty obese unattractive fat man run I bet he is gonna have an Umpty that not even a crowbar will get unstuck.
Umpty by Russell J Amirault January 15, 2009
umptyzillion
An unspecific but extremely high number, used mostly in situations where the number is causing exasperation or irritation.
I had to drag my boyfriend away from the TV umptyzillion times before he finally turned that stupid show off.
Those salespeople have called me umptyzillion times, even though I keep telling them not to call again!
Those salespeople have called me umptyzillion times, even though I keep telling them not to call again!
umptyzillion by Robin BD December 26, 2008
Toe Rag
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
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Eternity leave
When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
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