Uribus is a term dated back to early 1400’s when Sherrie had just been asexually reproduced. This term was first used as a word for “Slight Groan” or “soft moan”. Legend says, “The night Sherrie was born, Sue Sulvester Moaned out Uribus!).
Not to be confused with the planetary body, Uranus. Urinus (pronounced urine-us) is the term describing an individual who is receiving, or prefers to receive, a golden shower while dressed as a Roman gladiator.
The suffix Maximus may be added to denote an individual who prefers to receive multiple golden showers, whilst dressed as a Roman gladiator, in one continuos or group setting.
"All hail the great Urinus, who doth gargle and swallow!"
"Urinus Maximus glistened as the dew of sunlight dripped from his chin."
"-I went to a toga party last night, found out Joe is a real urinus maximus.
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.