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Uribus
Uribus is a term dated back to early 1400’s when Sherrie had just been asexually reproduced. This term was first used as a word for “Slight Groan” or “soft moan”. Legend says, “The night Sherrie was born, Sue Sulvester Moaned out Uribus!).
Uribus by bussylicker647 May 7, 2021
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Sp{ç}urious
Just curious or spurious…
Is that your keys in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me; just curious or spurious… sp{ç}urious!!!
Sp{ç}urious by M{i}ßrrr Lololol Dotca February 24, 2023
Urinus
Not to be confused with the planetary body, Uranus. Urinus (pronounced urine-us) is the term describing an individual who is receiving, or prefers to receive, a golden shower while dressed as a Roman gladiator.
The suffix Maximus may be added to denote an individual who prefers to receive multiple golden showers, whilst dressed as a Roman gladiator, in one continuos or group setting.
The suffix Maximus may be added to denote an individual who prefers to receive multiple golden showers, whilst dressed as a Roman gladiator, in one continuos or group setting.
"All hail the great Urinus, who doth gargle and swallow!"
"Urinus Maximus glistened as the dew of sunlight dripped from his chin."
"-I went to a toga party last night, found out Joe is a real urinus maximus.
-Really, I thought he was just a ur-anus."
"Urinus Maximus glistened as the dew of sunlight dripped from his chin."
"-I went to a toga party last night, found out Joe is a real urinus maximus.
-Really, I thought he was just a ur-anus."
Urinus by The Marquis de Carabas May 9, 2010
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
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Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Whale
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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