urine cakes

A delicious food product made by urinating into the top of the wedding cone. One then leaves the urine filled cone in the sun for several weeks, where time and pressure cause the urine to solidify, and the various components of the urine to separate. The chef then scrapes off the undesirable portions of the urine cake, and using a deli slicer, slices the urine cake into uniform 1/4" slices, as done with liverwurst and the like, Finally the urine cake is enjoyed by schlepping it onto some pumpernickel bread, with some lettuce and horseradish mustard. A true delicacy.

You:"Hey junk mail, I got you some delicious urine cakes from the market."
Me:"Thats terrific, however i think i will stick with just the pumpernickel bread for today."
You:"No offence, but you're from the isle of corradine."
Me:"Heh..Harley Davidson."

by ellsworthtoohey July 26, 2011

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Urinal Caking

The act of trying to hit on someone standing adjacent to you while in a public restroom.

Derived from the definition of caking: the act of flirting.

A pun referring to the the Urinal Cake within the urinal of a male restroom.

"Did you hear that Joe totally picked up some other guy in the bathroom."
"Yup. They were urinal caking for about 2 minutes before they started making out."

by Mistressoftheword March 08, 2010

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urinal cake

The thing in stand-up pissers that stops it from reeking. Poisonous if eaten.

Those Urinal Cakes smell like flowers.

by Rock On April 28, 2003

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urinal cake

A rare delicacy found in the waterfountains in the men's restroom. It has a very pleasent crunch and a tiggly aftertaste, although it makes your mouth a little blue afterwards.

"I'd like a urinal cake for dessert!"
"Um... sir..."

by Globblermabobblerma goo goo dolly wacker cha cha cha charmine! July 10, 2005

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