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Urban Donut 

Assfuck a bitch doggy style. Cum in her ass. Pull your dick out, wipe the gooey remains off your dick with your hand and, in a circular motion, smear the remains on the lower back of the bitch.

(For a "Sprinkled Urban Donut" complete above, then hover your ass over the circular smear and sprinkle your dingleberries on it.)
"You know that bitch Tanya that stole my VCR last week, and then denied it saying it must've been the wind? Well, at the party last night, she got wasted, wanted this dick, and I so gave her an urban donut."

"That's it? Dude, you loved that VCR. I gave her a sprinkled urban donut last week, and she hasn't stolen shit from me."

"For real?"

"Yeah, dude."

"Damn man... Tanya's a dirty slut. I need to go get tested."

"Me too."
Urban Donut by Gestahl July 7, 2013
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DONT URBAN QHY 

Yea I new and i said DONT URBAN QHY
also he/she is the best bot on mppclone
DONT URBAN QHY, QHY IS A BOTTTTTTTTTTTT

urbandonation 

When you're browsing Urbandictionary.com and you see a very old definition that still has little or no votes. You then vote it up out of sympathy, much like in reality when you see a hobo without money.
Jack: Holy fuck, 3 years and this definition has 0 votes? Poor bastard...*gives urbandonation*
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019
Word of the Day on May 20, 2026

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on May 19, 2026