Dumbass 1: Duahgh, lets go luuk up urban dictionary on dah urban dictionary. ha ha ha!
Dumbass 2: Duagh, ok.
*
Dumbass 1 types "urban dictionart" in the searchbar*
Dumbass 1: Wathafuk, dere's only wan defintion, and its buy dis dumazz called "a definer". wat a stupid azz naem.
*Smart Person walks by*
Smart Person: Hello there! Um, sorry to interrupt, but you made a typo. It's supposed to be spelled 'Urban Dictionary'.
Dumbass 1: go away dumazz i fuked ur mom in her bedrom last nite.
Dumbass 2: yeah, wat he said, u litle
bitch. go hoem and lik ur garndma's pussay.
Smart Person: Okay, okay! I was just trying to be nice. *Smart Person, annoyed by the conversation, adjusts his backpack and walks away.*
*Smart Person goes on getting an admission into Harvard, a degree in neuroscience, and a six figure salary career as a neuroscientist. He meets the love of his life through his friend/co-worker, and they end up having three kids together.*
*Meanwhile,
Dumbass 1 and 2 spend about an hour trying to figure out the correct spelling for "Urban Dictionary". A year later they both drop out of school, where they are provided for by their parents. They don'
t homeschool, or ANY kind of school. When they both turn 18, they get into all sorts of drugs. Dumbass 2 takes a huge dose of every drug he can find, so he could have the "ultimate trip" as he called it. This killed him. His body still lies in a ditch somewhere. Dumbass 1 ends up working at McDonald's for the rest of his life.