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urban dictastin' 

DAD WALKS IN THE DOOR AND SEES LUCY AT THE KITCHEN TABLE DOING HER HOMEWORK...

DAD: Hey, sweetie, where's your Mom?

LUCY: She's urban dictastin'.

DAD: Oh my god, has she become a Coke addict or something?

LUCY: No, she's still into Pepsi like the rest of us.

DAD: Well, where EXACTLY is she?

LUCY: Like I said, she's on the computer doing some urban dictastin'!

DAD: You mean she's starring in internet porn?

MOM: Hi Honey.

DAD: What's that on your lip?

MOM: (wipes her lip and looks at it) Oh, that's vanilla yogurt, why?

urban dictation 

When you have your secretary honey type in all of your urban dictionary entries for you.
Urban Dick: Come on honey, you're a secretary, you type way faster than me. I just hunt and peck. Please do some urban dictation for me.

Urban Dictationer: Okay, okay! Gaahhhd!

urban dictating

I'm bored at work, so I'm urban dictating today while I pretend to do actual work.
urban dictating by mayormike April 29, 2016