a sexually transmitted disease currently sweeping the nation, originating in upper saddle river, nj. characterized by dick malfunctions such as ED, extreme shrinkage, and unusually hard balls. commonly found among cocky assholes who are all talk and no action; most often spread when these same assholes try to broaden their horizons and have sex with girls for a change.
"Well that was a fun four minutes...you better get yourself to a USR dick doc to get checked for upper saddle wiener!"
by blackjack taco December 18, 2009