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Tying up Loose Dick 

When you go through a period of growth and you gotta see if the vibes are still there with previous females you associated yourself with
I spent all day going through my contacts, tying up loose dick since I got back from my first year away at college
Tying up Loose Dick by ChevHonda December 9, 2018

tie up loose ends 

Killing or threatening someone in order to avoid events that will not be good for the person tying them.
A: Michael knows you stole his cash.
B: Guess I'll tie up loose ends.
tie up loose ends by Xrantic November 12, 2013

unloosen 

The opposite of loosen. Often used when referring to removing hardware, however it actually means to tighten. An oxymoron.
Hey bill, unloosen that seat bolt so I can sit on my bike.
unloosen by J25 September 8, 2005
a thing, person, place or idea which is very "cool" "fun" or otherwise awesome; tight; not loose.
Mr. Johnson: Eddie, did you manage to turn in your essay to my inbox?

Eddie: No, I didn't have time to write it.

Mr. Johnson: That's not very good Eddie. Okay... Kurt, did you turn it in?

Kurt: Yeah, just a minute ago.

Mr. Johnson: Great! That is unloose, Kurt.
unloose by kurt wiseman December 16, 2007

tying up loose ends 

to forcefully engage in anal intercourse with individuals (male or female) who are chemically incapacitated
Charlie waited patiently as Jeremy passed out at the party so he could tie up some loose ends.
tying up loose ends by Troy June 5, 2003

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026